idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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