I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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