I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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