He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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