Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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