My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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