I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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