he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
She announced her abortion via fbk
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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