At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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