i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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