She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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