I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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