god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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