my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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