sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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