sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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