Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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