is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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