I'm passing your future prison.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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