Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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