More tranny stories later!
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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