This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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