dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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