I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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