i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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