I'm lost and stupid without you.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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