Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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