the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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