woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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