Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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