discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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