escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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