There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Randomize
