He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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