I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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