So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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