when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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