gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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