Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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