Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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