i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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