We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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