Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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