I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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