Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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