Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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