I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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