why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you didnt know i had herpes?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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