I will die if light touches me.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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