You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
