**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
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