Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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