chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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