you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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