"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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