We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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