It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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