is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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