sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize