I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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