yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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